They both had signs that had odd sayings. What kind of sayings have you seen?
1) God answeres knee mails
2) Jesus saved us through body peircing
3) To be gay is to be happy, anything else is bound for hell
2007-07-20 06:32:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Always at your service : why not come to ours?
What's missing here : ch_ _ ch?
Answer: UR
Carpenter seeks joiners
2007-07-20 06:36:43 · answer #1 · answered by ruralsouthwell 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Does it make experience for 2 believers interior the comparable God to have church homes top in front or close to a minimum of one yet another and coach 2 very diverse techniques or ideals ? no it does no longer god instructed us 1Co a million:10 Now I beseech you, brethren, via the call of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye all talk the comparable ingredient, and that there be no divisions between you; yet that ye be completely joined mutually interior the comparable techniques and interior the comparable judgment. what's the actual using tension in the back of any such great style of church homes? Is it financial benefit ? no it is doctrine of devils 1Ti 4:a million Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that interior the latter situations some shall leave from the religion, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; 1Ti 4:2 conversing lies in hypocrisy; having their ethical experience seared with a warm iron; some, the only good looking development is the church and the Pastor's abode, their properties are as rags, is this what God is approximately ? no it is not
2016-11-09 23:46:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knee mails is like e-mails, and you pray to god on your knees
but think about how jesus was pierced when he got nailed to a cross
and they're gay bashing in the third one (the word gay is a synonym for happy or joyful as well as homosexual- they're saying the only type of gay should be the happiness kind, or you go to hell.)
they think they're so witty, but they're really still jerks.
2007-07-20 06:36:28 · answer #3 · answered by Rach 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
thats cute.
Don't let worry kill you- let the church help.
Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
For those of you who have children and didn't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the pastor in his study.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
2007-07-20 06:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Does life stink? We have a pew for you!
Doorbuster Special! Salvation Free!
Cars are not the only thing being recalled by their maker.
How will you spend eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?
2007-07-20 06:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by Karla 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
One I saw made me laugh. The sign said "Worship here and fight the power of Satin in your life."
Another one my spouse saw. It said "Jesus serves you! Coffee and donuts 11:00am - Noon."
Loooooooove those English-impaired fundamentalists!
2007-07-20 06:39:23 · answer #6 · answered by Acorn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I drove by one a couple weeks ago that said something about "We have prayer-conditioning." I think it was supposed to be a pun on air-conditioning because it was so hot out, but it seemed to reinforce the notion some people have of Christians being brainwashed.
2007-07-20 06:35:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Theres a church in south phoenix tha says, "Jesus is krunk."
I do not however know what krunk is just know its some hippity hop saying. I think...
2007-07-20 06:36:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sign broken---Message inside.
When your feeling down, just remember, Moses was once a basketcase too...
2007-07-20 06:41:52 · answer #9 · answered by tammy p 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sign of the times
2007-07-20 06:36:35 · answer #10 · answered by T J Fu 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋