2007-07-20 06:28:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If it does, it will take a very long time for it to happen. So don't worry.
And enjoy the show.
2007-07-20 06:31:49 · answer #1 · answered by Yoda Green 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just blow against the bed sheets when the fan turns on to stop the walking robot from flicking the switch which turns on the saw which chops the wood which falls in the water displacing enough to fill the cup which tips the scale which lights the match which burns the rope holding the axe back.
2007-07-20 13:33:21 · answer #2 · answered by PoseidenNeptuneReturns 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh, those are always good.
YouTube has a magnificent collection of goldberg machines executed in all manner of media:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=rube+goldberg&search=
2007-07-20 13:32:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get up and run! Those goldberg contractions are so complex and slow you'll have lots of time to get away or stop that machine.
2007-07-20 13:33:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Text your bf to come over & disconnect the machine.
2007-07-20 13:33:28 · answer #5 · answered by embroidery fan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quickly change your nationality to British.
Heath Robinson contraptions are completely harmless.
(I would have referred to my hero Rowland Emett, but few know of him, these days)
2007-07-20 13:40:22 · answer #6 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just die sure youll go to heavan any way hehehe if god gives you justice that is for being a SINNER noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo haha xx
2007-07-20 13:33:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quickly jump to the side!
2007-07-20 13:33:24 · answer #8 · answered by Gerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure you have a handbasket close to your neck first.
Blessed Be!
2007-07-20 13:35:08 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Gnostic♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Step one: Don't Move.
Step two: Wait.
Step three: GIve me all your stuff.
2007-07-20 13:32:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋