2007-07-20 06:26:38 · 22 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Look mommy, it's raining Jesus!"
2007-07-20 06:29:38 · answer #1 · answered by Nate The Great 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Jesus would stop the missile, but I have a feeling that bush would want "that Iraqi terrorist brought down before he hit the white house!!!"
Jesus loves everyone that belives in him, but I'm not sure about the army general and bush.....
2007-07-20 13:40:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, God just announced yesterday that he has developed a decoy countermeasure that would be 100% effective against our missle defense shield. It was completed 6 months early and under budget.
2007-07-20 13:37:22 · answer #3 · answered by dirtyrubberduck 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The missiles wouldn't stand a chance.
2007-07-20 13:34:21 · answer #4 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No more than it works against missiles.
Right now our missile defense works as well as prayer. They both offer imaginary protection.
2007-07-20 13:32:09 · answer #5 · answered by Dave P 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Against Jesus, no way. He'd shoot a lightening bolt from his *** right into that projectile.
Seriously though, that system isn't stopping anything from getting in here.
2007-07-20 13:29:57 · answer #6 · answered by Danny42378 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OF COURSE NOT! JESUS IS GOD!! And besides, why do you want defense against Jesus? Jesus=God. God=love.
2007-07-20 13:30:42 · answer #7 · answered by embroidery fan 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I hate it when Jesus streaks. It's so seventies.
2007-07-20 13:29:57 · answer #8 · answered by jackbutler5555 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Only if he was flying through the sky in a basket.
2007-07-20 13:31:06 · answer #9 · answered by inbetweendays 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Probably not. But Gohan (DBZ) would be chasing Him down for cloud-jacking!
2007-07-20 13:30:44 · answer #10 · answered by Raven Winterstide 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One can only hope. The irony. God bless America LOL
2007-07-20 13:31:56 · answer #11 · answered by j b 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋