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Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:

Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!

2007-07-20 06:16:39 · 17 answers · asked by PETER Boy 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

HAHAHA U MADE MY DAY!!! I LUV BLONDE JOKES....CAUSE EVEN I HAVE MY BLONDE MOMENTS!!!.... U DONT GET A STAR...U GET A HUG!!! LOL

2007-07-20 06:37:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

On vacation, a man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a snack at the restaurant, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed... just then, a train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed. Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. But just a few minutes later a train again shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor. Exasperated, she calls the front desk and asks for the manager who says he'll be right up. The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story is true. "Look... lie here on the bed -- you'll be thrown right to the floor!" So he lies down next to the wife. Just then the husband walks in. He takes one look at the manager lying in bed with his wife and yells, "Hey! What are you doing in here!?" The manager calmly replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"

2016-05-18 03:29:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I love a good blonde joke. This is not one of them.

2007-07-20 06:20:15 · answer #3 · answered by MensaMan 5 · 0 0

Haha! Funny!

2007-07-20 06:31:46 · answer #4 · answered by Morrigi 3 · 0 0

hahaha i always love a good blond joke! star for u

2007-07-20 06:22:15 · answer #5 · answered by Boston gal 2 · 0 0

That one is old but you get a star

2007-07-20 06:19:09 · answer #6 · answered by Kokomoe 2 · 0 0

Yikes! that's pretty darn funny.

2007-07-20 06:19:15 · answer #7 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0 0

nice joke. loved it. here's a star!

2007-07-20 06:24:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you are right
very silly and very old
but good enough to smile
here is your star ****
jajajjaja

2007-07-20 07:39:10 · answer #9 · answered by Desyeni 4 · 0 0

may be old still star worthy! lol

2007-07-20 07:11:37 · answer #10 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 0 0

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