2007-07-20 05:51:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Rodents
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.
http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html
2007-07-20 05:56:52 · answer #1 · answered by MudFrog 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
...But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
And, even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
So there.
2007-07-20 12:59:56 · answer #2 · answered by Allee K 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A woodchock would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood :)
2007-07-20 12:54:50 · answer #3 · answered by Marcella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck a big chunk of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood. So there.
2007-07-20 12:58:03 · answer #4 · answered by mustanger 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.
2007-07-20 13:02:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
my woodchuck can chuck wood...and it chucks an a$$ load of it
2007-07-20 12:58:27 · answer #6 · answered by love2dance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
37
2007-07-20 12:55:31 · answer #7 · answered by Tina N 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Purple
2007-07-20 12:56:18 · answer #8 · answered by Laura A 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Half a tree
2007-07-20 12:55:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck can THROW??!! DAMN!!
2007-07-20 13:21:31 · answer #10 · answered by mgugs17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋