I've been told the more enlightened I become, the more I will be forced into celibacy.
I don' wanna be celibate !! =8-{
So I'm thinking I need some adult female-type volunteers willing to help me conduct an experiment: Can Orion achieve complete enlightenment and in no way, shape or form be described as "celibate"?
Do you think my plan needs more work?
(O.O)
2007-07-20 05:14:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Your picture yesterday was with horns was that your retaliation saying you were gonna be horny one way or another.. lots of hugs...oh umm sorry..pat on the back... 0.o
2007-07-20 17:12:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forced into celibacy? I hardly think any path of enlightenment that makes good logical sense is "forcing" anything at all. Either you come to the conclusions and equanimity by default or you don't. Nothing should ever be forced. There's no logic to it.
_()_
2007-07-20 12:18:17 · answer #2 · answered by vinslave 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't blame you! Sorry I can't help you with your experiment but I'll see what I can do about finding some lovely eligible ladies.
2007-07-20 13:37:56 · answer #3 · answered by PaganPixiePrincessVT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well then, screw enlightenment, screw, enlightenment, screw, enlightenment. It rapidly becomes a repeating cycle.
So screw until you go silly, then think about it until you achieve enlightenment, and repeat. Until the tougue rolls out of your head
2007-07-20 12:24:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
celibacy happens when one does not make the effort to find a companion.
Why did you make your picture look like satan? I noticed you did not make the child like yourself. Is it actually your subconscious saying you do not want him to be like you?
Just a thought.
2007-07-20 12:37:46 · answer #5 · answered by Ruth 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey - that was a typo.
It should have been - the more enlightened you become, the more you will CELEBRATE.
Don't despair.
2007-07-20 12:53:12 · answer #6 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you regard celibacy as a state of mind, not body - the same as catholic priests do (but without the underage boys)
2007-07-20 12:18:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sorry, I gave up old men for lent.
2007-07-20 12:19:08 · answer #8 · answered by Little Stuart 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i think any man who came into contact with me would not be able to stay celibate. in fact, i've proven it
2007-07-20 12:18:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋