To invent the first aerosol proppelled lunch meat and call it spram?
Oh and to all the futuramaists
WTF
Where did you all come from First Farnsworth
now I see
fry
flexo
Nibbler
Bender
Brannigan
Is there a new religion I dont know of?
2007-07-20 05:13:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I was here first, I am Bender, the greatest ever
2007-07-20 05:17:33 · answer #1 · answered by Stephen Colbert 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good news everyone!
Farnsworthism has been around for about 2 weeks now and it's taking off like the Planet Express ship.
2007-07-20 12:18:27 · answer #2 · answered by Professor Farnsworth 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, you were more like a {man} than a blessed and great {child} some time ago, how long: approximately one thounsand and eight years in the making. Oh, and there is no such thing as religion, only the cold hard face of a new reality moves on. So, why don't you {move} along with us other folk as we go down the [yellow] brick road of joyful tears.
2007-07-20 12:21:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes...
It just so happens that I am The Grand Poobah for a new religious cult known by the underground press as...
The Cult of Common Sense...
Once every six months, during a full moon, we stand out in pasture smoking weed, and discuss ways to avoid-or-duck our girlfriends' wild mood swings...
And then we ritualistically shave our scrotums...
2007-07-20 12:21:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A discerning person does not allow words to flow out of his mouth hastily. He thinks before speaking and enjoys peaceful relations with others because a “mouth of discretion” leads him to choose his words carefully. When faced with foolish or speculative questioning, a man of discernment is able to ‘hold back his sayings.’ (Proverbs 17:27)
2007-07-20 12:21:45 · answer #5 · answered by conundrum 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
People who ask questions like these must be right aerosols.
2007-07-20 12:16:40 · answer #6 · answered by Namlevram 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think spram is a good idea.
2007-07-20 12:17:28 · answer #7 · answered by Max 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you need the kind of help that I cannot give you.
2007-07-20 12:22:15 · answer #8 · answered by butterflimoon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
teramysin lyka my sin, soframy sin all medici r sin sin sin
2007-07-20 12:19:09 · answer #9 · answered by turbheplaza49 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no
im methodist...ive never seen anyone here say theyre fundament
2007-07-20 12:18:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋