My people were there to witness it.
2007-07-20 05:02:30 · 13 answers · asked by Top Cat 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Cool..............
* motioning for the guys in the white jackets.......*
2007-07-20 05:11:59 · answer #1 · answered by kenny p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you talking about the big bang that Al Sharpton got so worked up about back in the 80's? You know, the Twila Brawley thing where she said she was raped by white guys - turned out to be a lie. That one?
2007-07-20 12:36:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"`In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were REAL men, women were REAL women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Aplha Centauri.'"
I was at the counter of the "BIG BANG BURGER AND BREW" The same day. The service at the "RESTURANT AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE" is better.
Don't panic and always know where your towels is.
2007-07-20 12:18:13 · answer #3 · answered by hairypotto 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure you witnessed it. Tell that to the judge. I saw you with that bomb. One minute, there's a lovely pile of unorganized matter. Then the next, well, we all know. You could rot in jail for all eternity for this little mess.
2007-07-20 12:18:27 · answer #4 · answered by faireday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know you keep sending me the same birthday card every year
hapy b day
hope your doing well
the big bang is real you smelly rabbit banger
signed
Nibbler
2007-07-20 12:08:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Big Bang Bong Hits for everyone
2007-07-20 12:11:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your people before the Big Bang.... hmmmmm
I bow before you O God of the Cosmos!
2007-07-20 12:10:27 · answer #7 · answered by Bryan A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That cannot be because I witnessed Creation and all the "Let there be Light" stuff!
2007-07-20 12:09:22 · answer #8 · answered by Akimbo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spend time in Hell with this Christian who witnessed it.
http://www.spiritlessons.com/
2007-07-20 12:13:32 · answer #9 · answered by Chokolates4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You tell 'em little guy - here's a ham
2007-07-20 12:08:28 · answer #10 · answered by Stephen Colbert 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋