a policeman stops a speeding rolls royce, he asks the driver to step out the car. he asks the driver why he was speeding ,the reply came back in a broad irish accent because he was running out of petrol.the policeman was angry not because the man had a nicer car than him it was because he hated witty irishmen.so he said right paddy i'll show you funny, he then drew a circle in chalk around him and said don't move. he then went to the front of the roller drew his truncheon and smashed the head lights. there do you think thats funny, to his surprise paddy was laughing loudly. he then went to the back of the roller and smashed its rear lights. now do you think thats funny, paddy was in histerics.right the policeman said went to the back of his police car fetched a sledge hammer anb smashed every window,windscreens side panels bonnet and boot.paddy was rollnig on the floor in fits of laughter. the policeman o.k. i give in why are you laughing.when you turned around i stepped out th circle
2007-07-20 04:02:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry allen i'm younger than you
he could have been blonde
998 stars short
2007-07-20 04:27:33 · update #1
Yeah OK I guess.....
2007-07-20 04:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hhhhmmmmmmmmmm..
2007-07-20 11:06:21 · answer #2 · answered by Steve C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Might have starred it when I first heard it over 30 years ago !
2007-07-20 11:05:27 · answer #3 · answered by ALLEN B 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heard it before but instead of an irish man it was a blonde!
2007-07-20 11:22:16 · answer #4 · answered by Amber K 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok umm there is a blonde joke almost exaclty like that, and its soooooo much better
2007-07-20 11:20:12 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Katie is head over heels ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i heard this one and it was a blonde joke
2007-07-20 11:46:15 · answer #6 · answered by definitivamente06 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my english teacher would have had a stroke trying to read that.
2007-07-20 11:07:29 · answer #7 · answered by dj stevie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i am still laughing
2007-07-20 11:15:28 · answer #8 · answered by I AM BACK 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha cuteness...star! :)
2007-07-20 11:09:02 · answer #9 · answered by Nena 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very good :)
2007-07-20 11:06:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋