Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds”.
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. “How long will this take?” I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,” my husband replies.
I stopped. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”
Without missing a beat he says “Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”
He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
2007-07-20 03:56:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha, that was funny - Star for you!
2007-07-20 03:59:25 · answer #1 · answered by B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The joke I've heard before, but I love the bit at the end about the therapy.
2007-07-20 12:18:49 · answer #2 · answered by passionatemilf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya get a star just for making him drink through a straw lol
2007-07-20 13:02:44 · answer #3 · answered by DIANNE E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is not funny, b/c the stand-up comedian sommore already said this on the movie "queens of Comedy".. Plagiarism is a felony....
2007-07-20 11:12:11 · answer #4 · answered by sofiedriskell 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I didn't even flinch that wasn't funny no star for you
2007-07-20 11:56:59 · answer #5 · answered by Andy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao see has thow youve got enough stars i think i wont give you one.....................but then again i will se here take your star**2 for the price of one
2007-07-20 11:30:06 · answer #6 · answered by nicole 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm it didnt rele make laugh but i starred anyway cause im nice!!!
2007-07-20 11:17:12 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Katie is head over heels ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very good, i would give you more than 1 star if i could. hahahahah. xxxx
2007-07-20 11:03:47 · answer #8 · answered by little star 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Didn't make me LOL. But you can have a star anyway. xD
2007-07-20 10:59:19 · answer #9 · answered by SPIDER FINGERS is not a princess 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
makes me smile
2007-07-24 10:51:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋