A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's
rather taken aback because he can't place where he
knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party, that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm
your son's teacher
2007-07-20 03:56:03 · 10 answers · asked by ♥RaCheL♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO that was very fuuny you are number one in my book
2007-07-20 10:52:13 · answer #1 · answered by TRUTH 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed out loud and read it to my daughter over the phone.
I give you a 10 and a star.
2007-07-20 04:20:26 · answer #2 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOooooh. LOL... ahahah. good 1 nice shiny star 4 u!
2007-07-20 04:53:41 · answer #3 · answered by I ♥ ↑ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give it a ten!!!But funny impressive where do you guys get these jokes from?Nice one.
2007-07-20 04:02:53 · answer #4 · answered by **~Baby Gurl #1~** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha great one. Keep them coming Rachel.....
2007-07-20 04:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! u get a huge shiny star =)
2007-07-20 04:02:24 · answer #6 · answered by ஐ♥Catalina♥ஐ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny stuff
2007-07-20 04:30:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Awkward!
2007-07-20 04:02:58 · answer #8 · answered by Lovely Lady 27 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I love it
2007-07-20 04:20:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA good one!
2007-07-20 04:04:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋