I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk,A carton of eggs,A quart of orange juice,A head of romaine lettuce,A 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to checkout, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,'You must be single.' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'The drunk replied,''Cause you're ugly.'
2007-07-20 03:18:05 · 7 answers · asked by FallenAngel© 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG TWH!!!
2007-07-20 03:23:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaaaaaaaaa lol thats a wicked joe youre ugly aaaaaa good times good times
2007-07-20 10:22:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but a goodie. LOL
2007-07-20 21:59:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Star for you!
2007-07-20 10:34:26 · answer #4 · answered by Chewie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha that was funny
2007-07-20 10:25:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha lol thats funny!!! :)
2007-07-20 10:28:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
DAMN!!!
2007-07-20 10:22:02 · answer #7 · answered by Bfloyd15 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋