And why aren't there any jokes about other martial artists such as Jet Li, Jackey Chan, or for that matter, Clarence Gilyard (after all, he did play Walker's partner on the show)? If there are any, please point me to them!
2007-07-20 02:10:31 · 5 answers · asked by Brian H 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you're going to use jokes, use good ones!
2007-07-21 04:06:55 · update #1
If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards you can hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
2007-07-20 02:43:55 · answer #1 · answered by c_o_ldbr_ai_n 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cause man.. Chuck Norris is the sh*t..
Just say the name really fast.. You can't do that with Jet Li and get the same reaction..
2007-07-20 02:18:22 · answer #2 · answered by Bfloyd15 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'Cos when Chuck Norris turns out the light the dark is scared of him.
2007-07-20 05:51:53 · answer #3 · answered by John S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
more people like him
2007-07-20 02:25:37 · answer #4 · answered by DEEEDD 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cause white people are lame.
2007-07-22 16:47:25 · answer #5 · answered by bubble boy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋