A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
2007-07-20 00:07:08 · 13 answers · asked by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Holy Cow! (I am sure that's what he felt like) That was truly awesome! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! 'TOAJ' you are Great! LMAO!!! As usual always a pleasure to give you a Star!!!
2007-07-20 00:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it can happen only for the new persons. Anyone will be guessing this even if they are blind. I never see mistakes done in this field as you need not teach a fish to swim. Everything comes quite naturally. My be no perfection in start.
2007-07-20 00:12:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one indeed
Three men are stranded on an island and a tribe appears from no where.
The chief says to them, "Ungubunga or death."
The first guy asks the chief, "What is ungubunga?" and the chief simply repeats himself.
The first guy says,"Ungubunga" and the chief screws him and lets him go.
The second guy says, "Well its pretty disgusting, but I have a family." So he chooses ungubunga and gets screwed.
The third guy says, "You two are disgusting!" and chooses death.
The chief exclaims, "Good choice death by ungubunga!"
2007-07-20 00:17:33 · answer #3 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahhaha! Hillarious!!!
2007-07-20 00:15:07 · answer #4 · answered by Redeemer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some thing went bump. Shadows someway blacker than black twist and knot, seeming to attempt against with the gloom. Inhuman grunts, hungry panting, ominous of their distorted resound from the severe obsidian ceilings. Louder and louder, and then, a unmarried long moan. Satin sheets of rain have been beating against the window, a tree branch going taptap, taptap, yet for that one 2d the wind bored with howling and each thing became silent, nevertheless. The air hung heavy, pregnant with warmth and dark and moist hair. Then, very softly, a rustle. The rain and wind picked up their mournful melody returned however the sliver of a moon broke during the indignant bruised rainclouds and its faded ghostly beam fell upon the heaving mass of flesh quivering upon the mattress. the 1st mild of the hour. And from the knot of limbs and sweat and sheets, whispers. "Oh Kale, that became stunning. Im so happy you talked me into turning off the lights." "I informed you, Ronnie, its continuously greater exciting in the ineffective of night."
2016-12-14 14:18:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha..nice.
2007-07-20 00:09:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny post this in different category to get more responds
2007-07-20 00:11:55 · answer #7 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny stuff. lol
2007-07-20 00:11:14 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... funny
2007-07-20 00:12:13 · answer #9 · answered by RT babe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so what was the women eating meanwhile ????!!!
2007-07-20 00:10:33 · answer #10 · answered by jonselver2 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋