A man was in a long line at his local store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked
the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told
the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told her he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said...
.............
"Mop and bucket to register 5"
2007-07-19 22:42:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-07-19 22:43:31 · update #1
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2007-07-19 23:46:50 · answer #1 · answered by Daedalus 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious!!!!
lol
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2007-07-20 06:46:30 · answer #2 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i had to read the last line twice before i got it. COOL. have a star!
2007-07-20 06:08:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was brillliant matey, great job. So funny, did u make it up? If so well done buddy!
2007-07-22 13:07:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl! I know the feeling. Happened to me on my first time aswell. =P
2007-07-20 05:53:24 · answer #5 · answered by Morritsey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, a well deserved star for you.
2007-07-20 06:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by nemesis 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-20 06:44:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao omg tff
2007-07-20 05:47:23 · answer #8 · answered by Gina B 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!! lmao. have a star
2007-07-20 05:50:24 · answer #9 · answered by Robert268 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG, soooooooooooo good.
2007-07-20 08:12:13 · answer #10 · answered by Kayjay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋