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2007-07-19 20:45:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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To exercise a demon - well you can start by making him/her do star jump and a little running on the spot, to warm up. Then do a little cardio for 5 - 10 minutes, then move onto weights, then stationary bike, or maybe an elliptic cycle instead. Then a little hydro to cool down.

If you want to get rid of a real demon (exorcise it) - LEAVE IT TO THE PROFESSIONALS - they are tricky little b*ggers, and you could cause more trouble than you fix. Contact your preferred Religious group.

2007-07-19 20:52:32 · answer #1 · answered by Barb Outhere 7 · 1 0

To exercise a demon, make it run on the treadmill for an hour.
If you want to exorcise it, you need to call an expert.

2007-07-20 03:53:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Get a professional.

If you mean exorcize, a priest of the religion of your choice should do. He'll be sent packing pretty shortly after that.

If you mean exercise, then get a personal fitness trainer. He'll be a lean, mean, cursing machine in no time.

2007-07-20 03:51:40 · answer #3 · answered by Maddy 3 · 3 0

do you mean exorcise?

Otherwise we'd have to get a treadmill.

2007-07-20 03:49:00 · answer #4 · answered by Skeptic123 5 · 1 1

Run it on a treadmill.

/hands you a dictionary

2007-07-20 03:48:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Burn white sage.

2007-07-20 03:49:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

(exorcise?)

Just like you exorcise a god - by realizing he does not exist.

2007-07-20 03:48:20 · answer #7 · answered by Dreamstuff Entity 6 · 0 2

buy it a home gym?

2007-07-20 03:49:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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