I need to work on my sense of humor for an upcoming social event, so your input is welcome
2007-07-19 19:35:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
and there's a ton more at this website:
http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/362.html
hope i helped!
2007-07-19 19:42:06 · answer #1 · answered by lillollipop1991 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did Batman said to Robin b4 getting into the Batmobile?
Robin! Get in the Car!
2007-07-20 02:45:32 · answer #2 · answered by Sleepy One 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some eggs, bacon and toast all walk into a bar.
The bartender leans over the bar and yells
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve breakfast here"
2007-07-20 03:06:49 · answer #3 · answered by foghat77 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have rights. Just watch the link. Bobby Lee said it.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Vuhim5wTiNU
2007-07-20 03:20:55 · answer #4 · answered by renolibrado 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two irish men walk out of a bar
2007-07-20 02:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Where do women have the curliest hair?
In Fiji
2007-07-20 05:24:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love sarcasm, intelligent, biting sarcasm, watch "knocked up"
2007-07-20 02:38:32 · answer #7 · answered by Rachel Green 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do black people need to be buried 12 feet under when they die?
A: because deep down they are good people.
2007-07-20 02:40:07 · answer #8 · answered by 161_IQ 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
"Snakes have no arms, that's why they don't wear vests." - Steven Wright
2007-07-20 02:39:49 · answer #9 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
feminist
2007-07-20 02:39:28 · answer #10 · answered by yo-han 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋