For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,
'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,
And they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six chidren, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
2007-07-19 18:57:09 · 12 answers · asked by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO.. thats a whole lot of Schitt..
(you forgot to tell us about their adiction to Pot)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
really schitty one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-07-19 19:07:17 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG ,really whole lot of SCHITT runs in their family!!!!
2007-07-19 19:19:50 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BigM,
I am saving this one for when I drink with my neighbors on the weekend! Not this weekend - too many reports to read!
Best to you!
2007-07-20 13:52:55 · answer #3 · answered by Gerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCHA SCHITT
2007-07-19 19:02:20 · answer #4 · answered by SLOMO 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing you had to dig deep into that family tree. lmao, btw.
2007-07-19 20:13:42 · answer #5 · answered by Heather R♥se 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a true work of art!! I love it !
2007-07-19 19:28:29 · answer #6 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow what a bunch of stinky sht
2007-07-19 19:00:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why yes I do
2007-07-20 03:49:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like eating **** : )
2007-07-19 19:17:05 · answer #9 · answered by arealsexyguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha....... give u a star.
2007-07-19 19:27:02 · answer #10 · answered by daddycool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋