Bad Luck ****
Her husband has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you gave me support.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"
"What dear?", she asked gently.
"I think you're bad luck."
2007-07-19 18:09:30 · 20 answers · asked by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically: "I guess all those f***ing lessons I took this winter didn't help"
One of the men immediately replies: "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
2007-07-19 23:16:15 · update #1
Very witty, I liked it
2007-07-21 21:08:51 · answer #1 · answered by Shemit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 03:29:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy molly... that was Simply Hilarious! Oh my God, I'm still laughing! Another stunning joke from you, truly Awesome! It's my pleasure to give you a Star!!!
2007-07-19 20:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
long back in 1980 kannada monthly magazine MAYURA
a story was published
where the husband says he is thankful for (wife's)her support and want her to gift her with divorce papers so as to unburden her
2007-07-19 18:22:22 · answer #4 · answered by sharada s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2007-07-19 18:38:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one but thats really sad lol a million times lol
2007-07-19 18:13:25 · answer #6 · answered by COUNTRY GIRL TO THE BONE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was funny, but I have to admit that I don't get the second one.
2007-07-20 23:25:23 · answer #7 · answered by Sleepless in MN 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Old joke but funny nevertheless!
2007-07-19 23:03:31 · answer #8 · answered by leader_of_cool 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol u get a star
2007-07-19 18:11:16 · answer #9 · answered by truplaya9908 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. haven't heard that one before
2007-07-19 18:12:07 · answer #10 · answered by slam_92 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋