Magic Mirror ****
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror on my door, make my bust-line forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened and in minutes they both returned.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash... and both his legs fall off .
2007-07-19 18:02:31 · 11 answers · asked by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very very funny , can't think off proper words. Your imaginations are very good.
2007-07-21 21:13:27 · answer #1 · answered by Shemit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liberals cannot laugh or even smile, so it will have little effect on the Obama supporters. The rest of us will vote for McCain whether he tells jokes or not.
2016-04-01 03:13:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...Very cute!!! Now to hell with the husband's results...where can I get one of those mirrors!
2007-07-19 18:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by wiccangrl29 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke! Star for you!
2007-07-19 18:30:35 · answer #4 · answered by Chewie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy $h!t! That was a Freakin’ Scream! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! I could shower you with stars for this one… truly awesome!
2007-07-19 20:23:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, feel sorry for the dude tho, but really, I need one of those.
2007-07-19 18:18:38 · answer #6 · answered by AlyKat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yak
2007-07-19 18:16:30 · answer #7 · answered by sharada s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too cute
2007-07-19 18:39:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny i literally lol'd!
2007-07-19 20:04:38 · answer #9 · answered by Tu_Jahan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is great---can I use it?
LMAO!!!
2007-07-19 18:06:07 · answer #10 · answered by mommymooby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋