Why don't you talk to me. Mr. Atheist?

Question

I must agree with you in order to have your answer, so let me agree. Now, there is no GOD. That is correct. There is no God.

Mr. Atheist, I noticed this world is round, I noticed there is a bright light all the way up in space. I wonder who put it up there. As an Atheist, can you answer that, since you know as a fact there is no God?

Educate me, Mr. Astheist, help me understand this world without you referring me to a website. I've learned enough about evolution, but I am still confused to who make evolution.

Mr. Atheist, when i die, will I return to earth, or my breath will be gone for good and my body shall become dust? If you know that as a fact, especially since you have never experienced death, nor have you ever became dust, what will happen after death? If you are not certain, then you are still curious, right?

Answer 1

I have to disagree with you. There is a God.

The sun was put in the sky by the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.

He is also responsible for initiating and guiding evolution.

When you die you get to star for all eternity in a Mitchell Brother's porn spectacular.

Prove me wrong, Mr. Theist, without referring me to the Bible.

Answer 2

Miss Atheist to you.

Em, here it goes. I suggest a psychiatrist if you continue to write in this swerving, bizarre manner:

The earth is a sphere. The Greeks figured that out, and they weren't exactly Christians. The bright light is probably Sirius (brightest star in the sky), Venus, the moon, or our sun. These celestial objects are not "placed" into the sky like a marble into clay, but brought together by the attraction of gravity.

Evolution shows how species change over time. There is no need for a creator being in the evolutionary process, as evolution shows the creation of intelligence from non-intelligent processes.

When you die, what makes you think that anything happens? Our bodies decompose and become part of the earth all over again. I know this for a fact, because, well, have you ever seen a dead person?

Why believe in something if there is no evidence for it? Especially something complex which is neither suggested nor supported by humanity's accumulated knowledge?


I've tried to answer your questions nicely and to pose some of my own. And that's Miss Atheist, to you. :-) Cheers!

Answer 3

Your Mr. Atheist might also be called Mr. Strawman, because you are clearly using a strawman argument.

You think that atheists say we "know for a fact" certain things such as there is no existence after death. No, very few atheists will make that extreme of a claim. The majority of atheists have enough intellectual honesty to admit that there are many things that we cannot know for certain. We think it is highly probable that there is no life after death, but you're right, there is no way to know with certainty.

But what is your point? Do you really think that just because we are not certain of our claims, that the opposite claims are more likely to be true?

As to your final question, no, I spend no time wondering about whether there is life after death. It is so unlikely that it is not worth wasting time in the one life we know we have thinking about it. And even if against all odds there is life after death, I still think it is highly improbable that the common views of heaven and hell have anything to do with that afterlife. Those views are an iron-age viral meme that has been passed from generation to generation, implanted deep in the subconscious minds of children before their brains have developed the ability to think critically. They then grow up and do the same thing to their children.

Answer 4

Perhaps you could get the information from the BOOKS in the library and not a 2000 year old mind control textbook.

I ask you a question Mr Theist, who put god there? If you think god is uncreated, then can your mind tune to the frequency as all as you had said are uncreated as well? Just because a mind controlling textbooks says there is a giant loud mouth which seems to be mute for the pass few thousand years does not make it an automatic truth.

Answer 5

"Where did it all come from?" - I've heard that question from preachers so many freaking times. I've surprised them so much. Many of them actually did shut up after they heard from me.

No, I did not tell them to shut up; neither have I told them about
evolution or Big Bang Theory (bunch of crap).

I can feel that you are already curious about what I told them. Ready? "I DON'T CARE" - that was all I said.

Several of them looked like as if I douched them out of the bucket. That was the answer they never expected.

I don't care. I can say it again and again. I am a Realist. I know the world is there, but do I give a flip why is it there? I know the grass is green, but do I give a flip why is it green?

ETC; ETC...

People say: "God is there" - but do I care? Go on, believe what you will, but why are you so concerned about my "lost" self. Just what makes you think that am I "lost"? Who's that who can't find me?

I don't stuff my mind with unexplainable things. I absolutely don't have to.

I just live a life. When it ends, it just ends, but before it ends, I don't want anybody to spoil it the way they want.

IT IS MY LIFE, NOT YOURS. How's that?

Answer 6

I will talk to you Mr. Theist.

You may say whatever you like Mr. Theist. If you claim there is no god, then you must be lying Mr. Theist.

If you noticed the world is round, Mr. Theist, why do you suppose someone or something made it round? If you noticed the world was a square, why would you suppose someone or something made it square?

If you see a light somewhere, Mr. Theist, why do you suppose someone put it there? If you understand evolution, Mr. Theist, why do you suppose someone or something made evolution?

Mr. Theist, if you do not yet know the answer, does it automatically mean god must have done it? I don't know how my shoelaces got knotted all up.....does that mean god must have done it?

I don't know how that dent appeared on my car's bumper.....does that mean god must have done it?

Mr. Theist, I have not died yet. However, I have seen other people die. Yes, they do eventually become dust when their bodies decay. I have witnessed that.

Answer 7

I made the mistake of asking my friend, an atheist, what exactly does he thinks happens to us after death. He had the best answer I had ever heard from an atheist...."Exactly what happened before I was born.....nothing." He had a good point. I like to believe in God because it makes me feel as though I will exist in some realm after I die. But, what if there is nothing? Why does that seem harder for people to accept than if they found out they were going to hell? It almost drives us insane to think that nothing exists after we die.

Answer 8

You have never experienced god so how can you be so certain it exists? or the one you chose of the 2500 or so?

Have coroners or soldiers never experienced death? How about homicide detectives? EMTs?

As for the sun and such I can only refer you to astronomy courses.

I don't care if you agree or not, just realize the foolishness in your, or anyone's, statements when you (or anyone) refutes evolution as not being true. Refuting evolution means the last 77 years of medical knowledge is a lie.

Answer 9

> I must agree with you in order to have your answer

No, it's you slandering in the name of your imaginary friend that got my attention

> Now, there is no GOD. That is correct. There is no God.

Your product is mislabeled.

> Mr. Atheist, (...) I noticed
> there is a bright light all the way up in space.

That Râ buddy is a cool guy, isn't he? Be careful though, he can burn your mind if you forget your shades. Hmm... Too late.

> I wonder who put it up there. As an Atheist, can you
> answer that, since you know as a fact there is no God?

Please quit your Sundae Skool. We have plenty of beliefs (that you prefer to see a dentist instead of a tooth-extracting fairy, for example), but belief in gods isn't one of them. Absence of belief isn't belief in absence.

When you put some celestial music around this nice story, don't forget to label it properly (I'd suggest "christian musak").
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Answer 10

I "make" evolution. For I am an "Astheist."

Seriously, do you even look over your look with even a quick glance? I mean, I wouldn't mind you if you said, "Woh made Evolution?", I do that all the time. But I kind of notice when I accidentally hit an extra key

Oh yeah, and you're retarded. Yep.

Answer 11

First of all why does someone have to put something there. Who put God here if he exists?? Huh? And please don't say that bull$hit answer of "He is and always has" Thats just a stupid excuse. I am not curious about death because I know what will happen when we die. It's not too complicated. Ready to hear it? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Nothing at all! Simple right? Its the only logical answer. There is no logic to heaven or reincarnation.