A young doctor had moved into town and was setting up a new practice. He had a new sign painted and hung it in front of his office, proclaiming his specialities: "Homose*uals & Haemorrhoids."
The town fathers were upset with the sign and asked him please to change it.
The doctor was eager to please so he put up a new sign: "Queers & Rears."
The town fathers were really fuming about that one, so they demanded that the doctor come up with a decent sign that would not offend the townspeople. So the doctor came up with an acceptable sign: "Odds and Ends."
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