An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they argued, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night....
Even the neighbours feared him. They regularly heard him scream at his wife -
"When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared by all & he loved the respect that he got from this mystical reputation.
Then one day, he died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow......
2007-07-19 14:01:03 · 38 answers · asked by Ask_Elvis 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Her laughing & partying became so extreme that her neighbors got together & approached her in a group to ask these questions: Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?
The wife laughed loudly, put down her drink and said, "Let the jerk dig. I had him buried upside down."
2007-07-19 14:01:28 · update #1
good one. He might not have known which way was up in life too!!!!!!
2007-07-19 15:21:17 · answer #1 · answered by suzy c 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not heard it before and i wasn't expecting that ending at all !!! Well done for a smart joke have yourself 10/10 oh and maybe i'll be very nice and give you a star aswell.
I really like this un thanks for the laugh
2007-07-23 08:17:14 · answer #2 · answered by Foxie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny. 8/10.
2007-07-19 14:18:06 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not so funny that I'm laughing like crazy, but has a really great catch to it.
8/10
=)
2007-07-19 14:15:40 · answer #4 · answered by SomeRandomKid 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm getting buried at see
as so many people want to dance on my grave
2007-07-24 04:29:47 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ooooh Sorry it took me a while to get it
This joke is worth a star for you and I have to tell you I did not expect the ending to be like that but it so funny...lol
2007-07-26 06:16:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a good way to turn the joke around !
2007-07-25 12:58:04 · answer #7 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-07-27 06:42:33 · answer #8 · answered by Old Man 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clever and funny!
It does deserve a star.
2007-07-19 15:05:52 · answer #9 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one but not laugh out loud funny.
2007-07-19 14:48:18 · answer #10 · answered by purplepants 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋