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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her

husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"

She asked.

"Hunting Flies"

He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"

She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.



Intrigued, she asked.

"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,

"3 were on a beer can,

2 were on the phone.

2007-07-19 14:00:45 · 21 answers · asked by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷPetoonia 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

good grief

2007-07-19 14:02:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hahaha. that's great! i'm going to aim to keep in mind some in common terms in case. This jogs my reminiscence ... Ever seen the buddies episode from season 3, i think of of that's talked approximately as the unmarried the area Monica and Richard Are acquaintances? Or some ingredient like that. In that episode Pheobe (sp?!) has a clean boyfriend who's "popping out of his shorts" and on the precise somebody says to him ... "howdy, that's a kin contributors place, placed the mouse lower back indoors the abode." HA! i presumed that replace into hilarious. determine the eposide out! -Roxanne

2017-01-21 10:28:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-07-19 14:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Hey, I've done the same thing with mosquitos before...

2007-07-19 14:07:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one Tracy.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Ha ha ha trust a man to sex anything and everything.!!!
LOL.!!!

2007-07-19 14:26:15 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 1

ha ha ha

2007-07-20 04:17:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cute and funny HAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks

2007-07-19 14:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by xfilekel 3 · 0 0

LMAFO. im sorry, that made me laugh inside ;] Nice

2007-07-19 15:17:21 · answer #8 · answered by Katrina 2 · 0 0

very good, a star for you

2007-07-23 05:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by kelly 3 · 0 0

lol. That IS funny. And so true!

2007-07-19 14:43:22 · answer #10 · answered by Ollie 5 · 0 0

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