Dirty Joke.?

Question

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.

Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?
In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself.

When the man awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in he head.

Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents and the cow dead, and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself. When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank.

She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for
your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you."
The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.

Next the second oldest son woke up. After
discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.

The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.

The youngest son, woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in. And there he also met the Mermaid. "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row." The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?"

The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this
request.Then he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said,
"Why not THIRTY times in a row?" Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health."

Then the young fellow asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?

Answer 1

OMG!!! I wasn't even expecting that!!!! GOOD!!!!

Answer 2

I would give this a lurch laugh. You know, the old Adams Family sitcom from the 1960s.

Answer 3

A boy got 3 wishes from a genie. When the genie asked for his first wish, the boy said "i want to have a shower with my mommy!" So the genie granted his first wish. In the shower with his mom, the little boy spotted something and said "Oh mommy look at that bush down there!" After the shower, the genie asked the boy for his 2nd wish. The boy wished to have a shower with his father now. During the shower, the little boy once again spotted something down there, but it was different. Once again the boy asked "Daddy, whats that fat snake doing down there?" Finally, for his 3rd and final wish, the boy wished to have a shower with both his mother and his father. The little boy suddenly screamed out "Look mommy, daddy!!! The snake is going inside the bush!!" Do you get it ;D Don't ask me why the boy asked to have a shower... its pretty weird to me too LOL

Answer 4

Funny! 10!

Answer 5

Very funny! Star for you!

Answer 6

OMG thats so funny. almost pee in my pants ! haha

Answer 7

HAHA! Great joke!

Answer 8

haha

Answer 9

GROSS HE HAD SEX WITH A COW! LOL!

Answer 10

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!