A blonde walks into a random hair salon and tells the hairdresser "Cut my hair anyway you like. I don't care."
The hairdresser replies, "No problem! You're going to love what I'll do."
Thirty minutes later, after the haircut, the blonde gets up to leave to pay for her haircut and the hairdresser tells her "Oh, and by the way, I'll download that song you told me about!"
2007-07-19 13:28:26 · 20 answers · asked by Peggy!! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its britney spears
2007-07-19 18:55:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2016-05-17 22:37:03 · answer #2 · answered by linda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This Is One Of Those Senceless Jokes That People Tell Just To See Who Laughs, Isn't It?
2007-07-19 14:00:05 · answer #3 · answered by Oel Pezlo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blondes don't go for hair cuts like that silly!!
2007-07-19 14:09:11 · answer #4 · answered by Mark F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peggy, you have the dumbest jokes....I saw the other one about "What's the difference between a woman and a palm tree?"
Lame.
2007-07-19 13:41:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I got it, though I've never heard of the song "what I'll do"
2007-07-19 13:51:33 · answer #6 · answered by Greg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you meant to type this "New funny joke-- a blonde who has really bad jokes"
2007-07-19 13:31:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Um, wow..uh..another joke I don't get Peggy =( it seems like it would be funny, but something is missing..
2007-07-19 13:43:23 · answer #8 · answered by Tia08 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it and I hear a lot of blonde jokes and that was the only one I didn't get
2007-07-19 13:41:51 · answer #9 · answered by Just Kat!!!!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What song was she going to get? I didn't see anyone mentioning any song.
2007-07-19 14:11:23 · answer #10 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe I hang out with too many blondes but . . . . I just don't get it ! ? ! ? ! ?
2007-07-19 13:35:45 · answer #11 · answered by Lost Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋