First of all anouncing your intention of a hoax on the internet pretty much blows the whole thing sky high. Second of all I sincerely doubt the ark ever existed . .. rather that the story is a early apocolypse that describes the sea of peoples, with the ark as the CHURCH . . . and Noah as JESUS in his BODY which is THE CHURCH . .. the only one who is righteous . ..
LOVE your neighbor as yourself.
Amen.
2007-07-19 12:57:20
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answered by jesusfreakstreet 4
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A `Noah`s logbook` would help.... Monday. Mrs Noah and I capture and carry a pair of Black Rhino. Tuesday.....2 Spitting Cobra, 2 Black Mamba, 2 Gaboon Viper, and 2 Anaconda safely aboard. Friday...... Grizzly and Polar Bears wrestled and boxed by Mrs N. You will need to `age` the parchment otherwise those intelligent creationists will never believe it.
2007-07-19 12:58:20
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answered by ED SNOW 6
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Neal Armstrong, the first man to walk on the Moon attempted that very thing but was unsuccessful. Perhaps you are more intelligent or inventive than him.
2007-07-19 12:55:20
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answered by Anonymous
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Come on down here to New Orleans; old moldy flood-ravaged wood is just lying around.
2007-07-19 12:57:06
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answered by Cosmic I 6
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Home Depot
2007-07-19 12:49:26
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answered by ryoma136 4
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I know just the place. I am in on this deal man. I will help put some old bones on there for you.
2007-07-19 12:48:09
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answered by jedimancil 1
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Well if you want old dead wood I'd advise looking in any of the world's governments, you'll find more than enough there.
2007-07-19 12:47:49
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answered by Taliesin Pen Beirdd 5
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Well try looking on Mt Ararat! If any of it remains!
2007-07-19 12:51:30
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answered by easyericlife 4
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Go for it. Put some animal skulls in it too.
2007-07-19 12:49:28
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answered by Anonymous
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The scary thing is that thousands will buy it.
CD
2007-07-19 12:48:24
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answered by Super Atheist 7
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