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Sneaking all of it onto Mt. Arrarat is too much of a pain, I think I'll just stick it on a mountain in the American west and tell everyone that the Mormons were right. Maybe Mt. Hood.
Any other suggestions on how I can make the ark look more realistic? What if I hide a grilled cheese sandwich that looks like Noah inside? On some of the timber I'm going to carve the following:
'Noah's Ark - First three rows may get wet.'

2007-07-19 12:43:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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First of all anouncing your intention of a hoax on the internet pretty much blows the whole thing sky high. Second of all I sincerely doubt the ark ever existed . .. rather that the story is a early apocolypse that describes the sea of peoples, with the ark as the CHURCH . . . and Noah as JESUS in his BODY which is THE CHURCH . .. the only one who is righteous . ..

LOVE your neighbor as yourself.
Amen.

2007-07-19 12:57:20 · answer #1 · answered by jesusfreakstreet 4 · 0 1

A `Noah`s logbook` would help.... Monday. Mrs Noah and I capture and carry a pair of Black Rhino. Tuesday.....2 Spitting Cobra, 2 Black Mamba, 2 Gaboon Viper, and 2 Anaconda safely aboard. Friday...... Grizzly and Polar Bears wrestled and boxed by Mrs N. You will need to `age` the parchment otherwise those intelligent creationists will never believe it.

2007-07-19 12:58:20 · answer #2 · answered by ED SNOW 6 · 1 1

Neal Armstrong, the first man to walk on the Moon attempted that very thing but was unsuccessful. Perhaps you are more intelligent or inventive than him.

2007-07-19 12:55:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Come on down here to New Orleans; old moldy flood-ravaged wood is just lying around.

2007-07-19 12:57:06 · answer #4 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 2 0

Home Depot

2007-07-19 12:49:26 · answer #5 · answered by ryoma136 4 · 1 1

I know just the place. I am in on this deal man. I will help put some old bones on there for you.

2007-07-19 12:48:09 · answer #6 · answered by jedimancil 1 · 2 0

Well if you want old dead wood I'd advise looking in any of the world's governments, you'll find more than enough there.

2007-07-19 12:47:49 · answer #7 · answered by Taliesin Pen Beirdd 5 · 2 1

Well try looking on Mt Ararat! If any of it remains!

2007-07-19 12:51:30 · answer #8 · answered by easyericlife 4 · 0 1

Go for it. Put some animal skulls in it too.

2007-07-19 12:49:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The scary thing is that thousands will buy it.

CD

2007-07-19 12:48:24 · answer #10 · answered by Super Atheist 7 · 2 0

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