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Question

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take
it out on someone you don't know........
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying
"Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**in number!" and the phone was slammed down on me.I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad
day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "asshole
calling" would have to stop.
So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Verizon. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone.
I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an
asshole!" One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking
spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I
had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been
waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For
Sale" sign in his back window which included his phone number, so I
wrote down the number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial)

I thought that I'd better call the BMW
asshole, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
"Yes, it is", he said."Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked.
"Yes, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, in Vaucluse. It's a yellow house,
and the car's parked right out in front."
"What's your name?" I asked.
"My name is Don Hansen," he said.
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?" "I'm home every evening after five." "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" "Yes?" "Don, you're an asshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number ! to my < BR>s! peed di al, too.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. Then I came up
with an idea. I called Asshole #1.
"Hello." "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)"Are you still there?" he asked."Yeah," I said."Stop calling me," he screamed. "Make me," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked. "My name is Don Hansen.""Yeah? Where do you live?""Asshole, I live at 34 Mowbra Blvd, in Vaucluse.

a yellow house, with
my black Beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start
saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2. "Hello?" he said.

"Hello, asshole," I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

"You'll what?" I said.

"I'll kick your ***," he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your ! chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived
at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, and that I was on my way over there to
kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war
going down in Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Mowbray. I got there
just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other
in front of six cop cars, an overhead police helicopter and a news
crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Answer 1

thanks for the idea!!! its always nice to find new way of de stressing myself!!!!

Answer 2

omg!!!!!!!! that is soooo funny!!! but in real life, the police would find out that it was you, because they could trace the calls and everything. scale of 1-10 I would give it an 8.

Answer 3

they are going to checklist decrease back to the courtroom, yet in simple terms to verify you attended the course. Any counselling provider is privileged education and could no longer be launched without your approval.

Answer 4

Lol. Man you have some issues. Hilarious issues. Ha ha ha. You're crazy.

Answer 5

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 6

HAHAHAHAHAHA That was an awesome joke and if it wasn't a joke can you get me a link to the News footage. "A$$hole" HAHAHAHAHA

Answer 7

Totally groovy!!

Answer 8

Yeah right that never happened

Answer 9

aahhahh! that's so funny, if i could i'd give you a million stars. hahah. ASSHOLE. ahah.

Answer 10

i didnt like it at first, but the ending, great payback! u go, girl! *high fives ya!*

Answer 11

hahah a star for you, you made me laugh