*Bungee Jumping in Mexico *
Alice and Frank were Bungee jumping one day.
Alice says to Frank, "You know we could make a lot of money running our
own Bungee-jumping business in Mexico ."
Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy
everything they need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are
constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more
people gather to watch them at work.
When they had finished, there was such a crowd, they thought it would be
a good idea to give a demonstration, so Alice jumps.
She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she comes back up, Frank
notices that she has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Frank isn't
able to catch her and she falls again, bounces, and comes back up again.
This time, she is bruised and bleeding.
Again, Frank misses her. Alice falls again and bounces back up. This
time, she comes back pretty messed up -- she's got a couple of broken
bones and is almost unconscious.
Luckily, Frank finally catches her this time and says, "What happened???
Was the cord too long????"
Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine...it
was the crowd!....What the HELL is a Piñata?!"
2007-07-19 12:09:02 · 14 answers · asked by I'm outta here 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!! That is hilarious! I could think of a few people I would like to send bungee jumping in Mexico!!
2007-07-19 13:32:41 · answer #1 · answered by Mustang Sally 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2016-04-01 02:41:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frank's relatives trying to get rid of her.
2007-07-19 12:14:59 · answer #3 · answered by lost 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i heard that 1 before but LOL still funny!! have a star
2007-07-19 13:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by lula_jean 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-19 12:15:45 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL hahah that's hysterical!! star for you, you made me laugh today
2007-07-19 12:13:25 · answer #6 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! You have me sick with laughter. Enjoy a *
2007-07-19 13:02:46 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG,LMHO,LMAO ROFLMAO!!!!!! man i cant stop laughing,i have to remember that joke. heres a star for you.
2007-07-19 12:28:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao, tht was funny
Viva Pinata!!
2007-07-19 12:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by amanda:] 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha ouch that sucks :/
2007-07-19 12:15:36 · answer #10 · answered by GiZZy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋