One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2007-07-19 11:55:30 · 31 answers · asked by hottie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........
2007-07-27 08:31:59 · answer #1 · answered by PRINCEUPP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've haerd that one before... but have you heard this one?
A Blonde that is not so dumb!
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a flight from
L.A. To New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely
declines
And rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists. He explains how the game works. "I ask you a
Question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-
Versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily
Win the match, so he makes another offer. "If you don't know the
Answer, you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will
pay you $500."
The blonde figures there will be no end to this torment unless she
Plays, so she agrees. The lawyer asks, "What's the distance from the
Earth to the moon?"
The blonde reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and
Hands it to the lawyer Then she asks the lawyer "What goes up a hill
With three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer is puzzled. He uses his laptop to search for references. He
Taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and the
Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends emails to his coworkers and
Friends. No luck. After an hour, he gives up.
He wakes the blonde and hands her $500
The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is going nuts trying to figure it out, wakes the
blonde and asks,
"Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back
to sleep.
2007-07-27 13:18:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol oh my goodness, that blonde is crazy. The whole time she's messing with the truck driver by getting in and out the circle stead of paying attention to what he was doing to her car. Wow lol.
*Star*
2007-07-19 19:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by Tia08 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha
2007-07-19 19:31:31 · answer #4 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not quite the blockbuster as the last one. Still, I giggled...and I'm not a blonde!
2007-07-19 19:17:32 · answer #5 · answered by Monsieur Recital Vinyliste 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-19 19:06:06 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-07-19 19:23:57 · answer #7 · answered by ★s a m y★ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 i liked it it was funny hahaha lmao
2007-07-19 19:25:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I love that joke ever time I hear it!! One of my favorite blond jokes!! :D
2007-07-19 19:49:06 · answer #9 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was so "stale" that I had to laugh to make myself not regretting reading this joke.
2007-07-19 19:09:19 · answer #10 · answered by Cotton C 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like this one, but have heard it before
2007-07-20 06:00:37 · answer #11 · answered by raknakel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋