An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.
"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."
"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.
"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."
2007-07-19 10:48:14 · 12 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not one of your classics,T-J
but *as always
2007-07-19 12:18:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elephant.
2016-05-17 21:46:14 · answer #2 · answered by kelsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, as in Total Recall. Like the movie with Arnold.
2007-07-19 10:53:56 · answer #3 · answered by David 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Really funny 10/10
2007-07-19 22:17:08 · answer #4 · answered by brenguns1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that is one of my favourite jokes. If I could I would give you 5 stars, unfortunately you will just have to have 1 star
2007-07-19 10:53:19 · answer #5 · answered by Purdycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can u try not asking any questions for the whole of august because im away and dont want 1000 messages in my inbox thankyou beth
2007-07-20 06:57:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-19 12:32:00 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good Calamity.!!!
A Total Recall of memory ha ha.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
2007-07-19 11:03:24 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-20 04:25:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey my friend you changed your what ever you call it aviator or what ever! good one! another Starr for you!
2007-07-19 11:14:42 · answer #10 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke was irrelephant
2007-07-19 15:38:08 · answer #11 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋