It has come to my attention that Donald Trump has hired a band of mercenaries to steal my refrigerator. Without a steady supply of twinkies, pork rinds, and bar-b-q ribs I will be forced to consume the only remaining food source in the house:
The children.
Please don't let this happen. I guess what I'm saying is...if you have any unwanted pets or (perhaps neihbor's pets) and a couple gallons of K.C. Masterpiece (preferably Mesquite flavored), I won't have to resort to grilling family members.
Thank you for your help,
Rosie
2007-07-19 08:58:39 · 18 answers · asked by Clerical error 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Fear that you may live nearby precludes my asking for your address so that I may send groceries; as an alternative I would suggest looking for road kill. You are right though,Masterpiece Mesquite flavor will transform nearly any "critter du jour" into a magnificent repast. If the carcass is unrecognizable it's best to use charcoal rather than gas. Crows and vultures make carrion reasonably easy to find.
Good Luck.
Now, if you are Irish, kindly disregard the previous statement and go with your gut instinct -- follow Jonathon Swift's advice in "A Modest Proposal."
2007-07-19 09:14:24 · answer #1 · answered by BIG JOE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rosie, please don't eat your kids. I will send you some money to buy something to eat. Send me your home address and I will send cash. You will not even have to go to the bank and cash a check. I'm sorry you lost your tv show. I know how it is to be without a job. But whatever you do, please don't eat the kids. There is help for you. If I had any pets, I would send them to you but I don'y have any. I will send you enough so that you can buy your kids something to eat also.
Your biggest fan'
blackmule.
PS: Boo on Donny Trump.
2007-07-19 16:09:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who cares? Rosie is annoying and Donald has bad hair!
2007-07-19 16:07:11 · answer #3 · answered by NDFootballFan 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Eat the women from The View, instead.
2007-07-19 16:29:38 · answer #4 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
2007-07-19 17:43:56 · answer #5 · answered by wyomugs 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, kind of. Mean-hearted, though. I don't know what to do though, have a chuckle or something else. . .
2007-07-19 16:09:48 · answer #6 · answered by Fallen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thank you for the 2 points
2007-07-19 16:10:29 · answer #7 · answered by ilufthemountains 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The real Rosie knows how to spell neighbor's!!!!
2007-07-19 16:07:14 · answer #8 · answered by ~Kim~ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't wanna laugh, but I am. In my head. Not funny enough to laugh out loud.
2007-07-19 16:04:35 · answer #9 · answered by Kelly 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pay them to steal his money
2007-07-19 16:01:55 · answer #10 · answered by >♥Cat♥< 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋