After God created Adam he could see that he was lonely. God spoke to Adam and said, “I am going to create a companion for you and I will call her ‘woman.' She will be beside you and support you for all of your life together. She will care for you when you’re sick, comfort you when you’re sad, encourage you in all of your endeavors, raise your children, care for your home, prepare all of your meals and be completely, lovingly devoted to you.”
Adam said,” Wow, God. That sounds great! But what is something like that going to cost me?”
God replied, “It will cost you one arm, a leg, and your left testicle.”
Adam thought about that for a minute and then asked, “What can I get for just a rib?”
2007-07-19 08:52:18 · 10 answers · asked by Chewie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-07-19 08:56:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-19 12:43:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God forgot to include all her plastic surgery bills, but that's cute.
2007-07-19 08:57:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha! Now THAT'S funny!
2007-07-19 08:58:31 · answer #4 · answered by Chino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this one, always a good joke. sent it to some people not long ago
2007-07-19 08:59:37 · answer #5 · answered by britney487 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.
2007-07-19 08:56:52 · answer #6 · answered by Kathy O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one!
Womens aren't worth much.
2007-07-19 09:16:32 · answer #7 · answered by arealsexyguy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i think the woman should've came first but that's how it went.
2007-07-19 08:57:56 · answer #8 · answered by Esa Chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny AT ALL!!!!!!! Stupid sac-religious jokes!!!!!! Idiot.
2007-07-19 09:00:31 · answer #9 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
idk his dick sike i really dont no
2007-07-19 09:09:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋