There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss.
The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way.
The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna get some spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went.
The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --" and the farmer shot him.
2007-07-19 08:48:59 · 12 answers · asked by britney487 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
seriously, do you people not get it? please, don't make me explain it.
joe- flo - show
eddie - betty - spaghetti
chuck - ???? what rhymes with chuck that you can do? come on!
2007-07-19 09:07:39 · update #1
I heard the same joke over 40 years ago. Then the boys were
Lance > I'm Lance, any chance I can take Nance to the dance?
Joe.> I'm Joe. I wanna know if your Flo can Go
Last one said . Hi, I'm Tucker
2007-07-19 08:53:28 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I havent heard this comedian tale in awhile yet i think of it is going like this i think of. Redneck: i myself hate N***** some clever guy: Why? RN: they jus do stupid ****..I dnt get it. SSG: nicely nobodys gets why you paint you neck crimson, **** your sister, and consume street kill. RN: whats so annoying to understand approximately that?
2017-01-21 10:06:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!!! that took me a few seconds 2 get but when i finally did i laughed!!!
here have a star
2007-07-19 08:56:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the punch line?
2007-07-19 08:59:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yea lol i've heard that one before. chuck..fuc* , get it? LOL! i told my friends and they were crackign up
2007-07-19 08:52:22 · answer #5 · answered by desigirl64 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What? I don't get it either. Whats the punchline?
2007-07-19 08:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by Chino 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha oo thats awsome... just love it.
2007-07-19 09:22:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i like it
2007-07-19 08:53:32 · answer #8 · answered by NyNy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
were going to **** lol
2007-07-19 09:07:41 · answer #9 · answered by Jason 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it
Just kidding!
2007-07-19 08:52:06 · answer #10 · answered by bluesdude2765 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋