Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, and then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2007-07-19 08:38:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one from a warrior..............
2007-07-19 08:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but a goodie. Star!
2007-07-19 08:55:39 · answer #2 · answered by Chewie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
2007-07-19 08:42:33 · answer #3 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before *yawn*
2007-07-19 08:44:18 · answer #4 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke is so old but it pretty good i guess
2007-07-19 08:48:54 · answer #5 · answered by My favs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-07-19 08:51:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋