1- Overnight my acne dissapeared.
2- I magically earned $300 dollars in my bank account.
3- I got a fantastic hairstylist at who FINALLY gave me the perfect cut.
I'm feeling very happy right now.
2007-07-19 08:25:41 · 6 answers · asked by Chris 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Three different mysteries?
1. Acne disappeared because you washed your face well
2. You have a lot in your bank account, so the $300 is interest
3. The grim reaper gave you the perfect cut.
I don't know... these seem like unsolvable mysteries.
2007-07-19 08:29:42 · answer #1 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) You have a terrible, flesh eating disease. It starts with the acne but by next week your face will be gone.
2) Drug dealers are using your account to launder money. The DEA and the IRS will be knocking on your door any minute and you'll go to prison for 20 years.
3) The stylist used a new "experimental" product on your hair. It will soak through your scalp and you'll be completely mad by next Tuesday.
No good deed goes unpunished and being in perfect health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.
P.S. Have a nice day :-)
2007-07-19 15:38:26 · answer #2 · answered by Chewie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw good Karma.
2007-07-19 15:27:50 · answer #3 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how is this a mystery? you just seem to be having a good day
2007-07-19 16:24:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you died in your sleep and the 300.00 is the amount of the gov't alotted death benefit? is this really a question? some kind of riddle?
2007-07-19 15:37:28 · answer #5 · answered by johnny g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
“Paying it forward”
2007-07-19 15:30:43 · answer #6 · answered by sara76c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋