Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap!
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 a.m.?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible! "the roommate answered." He showed up his 1932 Rolls Royce."
" Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner!"
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire!"
2007-07-19 08:08:32 · 18 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that was funny Cowboy.!!!
Takes a woman to bankrupt a man LOL.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-07-19 11:21:53 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a million. Whats the final concern you obtain ? skinny denims :) 2. What shade Is Your telephone? purple 3. Whens The final Time U Went Swimming? final week 4. What shade Is Your shirt? Black white and grey 5. have you ever enjoyed The Jonas? they're ok. 6. Are You donning Socks? No 7. Whats the final concern u Ate? Chips 8. might u Dye Ur Hair purple 4 Your (GF or BF) Yeah :) 9. final concern u suggested Out Loud? "Did you come across it?" 10. Can u Dance? lots of folk say I dance good yet I do in simple terms it for relaxing so i don't understand.
2016-10-09 02:12:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the jokes have a star on me
2007-07-19 08:44:12 · answer #3 · answered by colin872966 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some old but yes very funny thank you X Cindy
2007-07-19 08:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by naughtysissycindy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha, ha, very funny. Have a Star.
2007-07-19 09:12:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao really funny 10/10
2007-07-19 08:51:28 · answer #6 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-19 08:39:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The car one was really funny......
2007-07-19 08:44:30 · answer #8 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahhahahahahahaah!! yeeeehaaaaa!!! you got a star!
2007-07-19 08:25:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao star for you
2007-07-19 08:35:47 · answer #10 · answered by LEIGH B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋