1. Start at London Heathrow Airport
2. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
3. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
4. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" -
follow for 0.2 miles.
5. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for
0.3 miles
6. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport
Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles
7. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2
miles
8. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
9. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
10. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0
miles
11. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
12. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
13. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8
miles
14. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles
15. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7
miles
16. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles
17. Arrive at the centre of town.
Now that's the way to f*cking Amarillo!
2007-07-19 08:02:42 · 25 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now how the hell must I remember all that Calamity.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
I'll Never ask for directions from you again ha ha.!!!
2007-07-19 11:29:43 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A few things: 1) get your family plugged into the Family Readiness Group. I am sure that you already know about them, so I am not trying to insult your intelligence but rather encourage your husband to be active in the group. 2) Some of your expenses related to the move are tax deductible because this qualifies as a work related event. 3) There are assistance programs for hardship deployments. Ask the Chaplin about those, if he is any good he will know about them. 4) Congress, just this year, has made your educational benefits transferable. You may be able to apply your GI Educational Benefits to your spouse. Also if you are a veteran there are a slew of new scholarship programs out there. The post Education Center will know about these. Some of them are designed for family members. 5) Take the RosettaStone course to learn arabic (at least a few more phrases than you already know). 6) Get the Tricare situation settled. Make sure all of the ID cards for your dependents are up to date and that they have providers for them in Los Angeles.
2016-05-17 12:04:33 · answer #2 · answered by joanne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. 8/10.
2007-07-19 12:50:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yawn
2007-07-19 08:41:55 · answer #4 · answered by arealsexyguy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the i40 is blocked according to dallas PD, whats the alternative route?
2007-07-19 08:31:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Like it, haha. I'm givin you a star if for no other reason than how long this musta took to write. lol.
2007-07-19 08:07:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did wonder where that was going very funny. Maybe they'll stop singing that F****ng song now.
2007-07-19 08:07:05 · answer #7 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
need a route that avoids toll roads & low bridges
2007-07-19 09:07:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just got a star for stamina.
2007-07-19 10:08:56 · answer #9 · answered by HUNNYMONSTA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right i'll take them directions as i'm hugging my pillow
right how do you get to anthony the armadillos house
2007-07-19 08:07:32 · answer #10 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋