A 65-year old mailman decided it was time to retire. When the small commmunity he worked for found out, they decided they should do something nice for him, since he'd served them for the past 45 years.
So, the last day on the job, the mailman went up to the first house, and the homeowner welcomed him in. They gave him a pile of presents to thank him for all his hard work.
At the next house they gave him a cheque for 100 dollars, and the 3rd house, a cheque for 200 dollars.
At the fourth house, a blonde lady answered.
She was wearing silk pajamas, and was motioning him to follow her upstairs. the mailman had the best sex of his entire life, and when they were done, he went downstairs. On the table was a huge breakfast, with waffles, eggs, pancakes, the whole deal, and a cup of coffee with a 5 dollar bill underneath.
The mailman was curious, so he said to the lady, "I've had the best day of my entire life, everyone has been so nice to me, but I have to ask, what's the 5 dollar bill for?"
The lady replied, "I asked my husband what we should do for you and he said '**** him, give him five bucks', but breakfast was my idea."
2007-07-19 07:05:07 · 22 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
The best one Today so 10/10.!!!
Fu** him she did lol.!!!
Excellent Calamity.!!!
Got my work mates laughing.!!!
2007-07-19 11:59:55 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet 5 bucks
2007-07-19 07:32:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-04-01 02:02:30 · answer #3 · answered by Nancy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a great joke! I have never heard it before! Star from me to you!
~Candice~
2007-07-19 07:15:39 · answer #4 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL heard it before but still makes me laugh
2007-07-19 07:07:32 · answer #5 · answered by Irish Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Star!
2007-07-19 10:10:14 · answer #6 · answered by Chewie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lve seen this one myself but was put off by all the typing
its star time *
2007-07-19 07:14:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, if he was wearing condoms, conscientious & thoughtful to the end,still delivering letters.
2007-07-19 07:14:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
same as irish princess heard it before but still makes me laugh
2007-07-19 07:09:59 · answer #9 · answered by Crissie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha i like it but i don't think the husband had that in mind
2007-07-19 07:41:09 · answer #10 · answered by katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋