After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counselling. They had been at each other's throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counsellor’s office, the counsellor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.
"What seems to be the problem?" The wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.
After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counsellor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.
He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. The counsellor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!" The husband scratched his head and replied... "I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
2007-07-19 06:42:11 · 20 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your one funny Cowboy. Keep them coming and have another star.
2007-07-19 07:00:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, provided that your secondarybiting system is properly configured then masterbiting twice weekly should run ok and without error.
2016-05-17 11:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by karma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke! I have heard it but it is still funny!
~Candice~
2007-07-19 07:19:53 · answer #3 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-07-19 06:51:41 · answer #4 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-19 08:49:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao nice one man
2007-07-19 06:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, yes, very funny.
2007-07-19 06:44:14 · answer #7 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny hehehhehe
2007-07-19 09:55:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one still funny
2007-07-19 06:48:49 · answer #9 · answered by Crissie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lo lol
2007-07-19 07:10:21 · answer #10 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋