The Ten Condiments?

Answer 1

Thou shalt use ketchup, and not mayonaise, on your fries.

Thou shalt use relish on your hot dogs.

Thou shalt use chili and cheese on your hot dogs when the barbarians you dine with have no relish.

Thou shalt use both ketchup and mustard on your hamburgers.

Thou shalt not use mayonaise on any food, for it is nasty in my sight and adds only moisture, rather than flavor, to your foods.

Thou shalt use less salt than pepper on your food, for whereas salt changes the flavor, pepper enhances it.

Thou shalt not use barbeque sauce on foods cooked in an oven, for only grilled foods can rightly be called barbeque.

Thou shalt not tell people the barbeque sauce is your own recipe if you use a bottled sauce as the base.

Thou shalt use salad dressings only if served served salad with iceberg lettuce as the main ingredient, for such lettuce has no nutritional value of its own.

Thou shalt not use condiments unless neccessary.

So sayeth the lord.

Answer 2

1. I am the Lord of Condiments, who filled up your fridge with Ketchup and such; you shall have no other sauces before me.
2. You shall not make for yourself ribs without Barbecue Sauce.
3. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of Chocolate Syrup, for the Lord of Condiments will not acquit anyone who misuses it.
4.Remember the Honey, and keep it holy.
5. Honor your Mild and Spicy Salsa, so that your days may be long in the land that the Lord of Condiments is giving you.
6. You shall use Caramel Sauce.
7. You shall use Soy Sauce.
8. You shall use Steak Sauce.
9. You shall not bear false witness against your Maple Syrup.
10. You shall not covet your neighbor's Marinara.

Answer 3

1. If thou art behind, thou shalt ketchup.
2. Thou shalt cut the mustard.
3. Relish all that thou shalt do.
4. Thou shalt take all things with a grain of salt.
5. Thou shalt not have a peppery attitude.
6 & 7. Thou canst catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
8. When thy self-esteem is low, thou must remember that thou art hot like wasabi.
9. Mayo be the best yo can be.
10. Thou shalt not play the fool and walk into rooms that thou hast not possession of, because thou may see the salad dressing and turn red like a tomato.

Answer 4

Practice safe lunch - use a condiment.

Answer 5

Turmeric is supposed to ward off Alzheimer's or senile dementia, so a good curry with lots of turmeric once a week might be a great investment in your future.
Love Wasabi and pickled ginger too, anyway that's three.

Answer 6

Louisiana Hot Sauce, Dijon mustard, mayonnaise, catsup, salsa, raita, olive tampenade, aioli, chutney and tartar sauce...

Answer 7

Beer is a condiment. You can pour it on ANYTHING and make it better.

Prove me wrong, Bettie.

Answer 8

Ketchup (in all forms, including BBQ sauce)
Mayo (homemade is best)
Mustard (yellow, dry, spicy brown, Dijon, honey, southwestern)
Hot sauce
Tartar sauce
Horseradish
Pepper (in all of its glorious forms)
Salt
Ranch
Vinegar (Malt, balsamic, apple cider)

Answer 9

1. Ketchup
2. Mustard
3. Mayo
4. Salt & Pepper
5. Tomato
6. Lettuce
7. Onion
8. Pickles
9. Black Olives
10. Ranch Dressing. . .good on anything.

Answer 10

Ketchup,
Mustard,
Relish,
onion,
mayo,
sauerkraut,
cheese sauce,
horseradish,
Tabasco,
salsa