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my mate said you just give it loads of steroids & food & it turns into a turkey.

2007-07-19 05:51:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Other - Food & Drink

12 answers

Your mate was yankin your chain.
Turkey and chickens are two different types of birds.
Just as an Ostrich egg is NOT a chicken egg on steroids.

2007-07-19 05:54:58 · answer #1 · answered by Dave C 7 · 1 0

I thought everyone knew that turkeys were originally Indian emigrant chickens who decided to seek a new life across the Atlantic Ocean.
They built a raft called the Kon Chiki and landed on Christmas island (where they mutated) - hence the link with turkeys and the mid-winter festival.
Bernard Matthews takes several large deliveries right through the year and to prepare them for Christmas he feeds them copious amounts of testosterone - this trebles their size but unfortunately gives them acne (which accounts for their changed facial appearance).

2007-07-19 06:11:05 · answer #2 · answered by Veronica Alicia 7 · 0 0

No it is Not chicken on steroids, You tell your mate to return to school he needs education or may be he is on steroids himself.

2007-07-19 05:58:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes a turkey is a chicken on steroids..

2007-07-19 05:58:48 · answer #4 · answered by resolucion 3 · 0 0

Your mate thinks YOU are a turkey, and you know what! I think I agree with him! Cause if you believe him you must be a bird-brain!

2007-07-19 06:09:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

think it's your friend that's the Turkey mate *LOL*

2007-07-19 05:59:48 · answer #6 · answered by laplandfan 7 · 0 0

No silly your mates a div

2007-07-19 05:56:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Only a MANC scum would ask this question, listen you tosser u'z will never be a great as Liverpool so get over it you MANC scum

2007-07-19 08:54:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Now you don't think your mate would lie to you....do you?

2007-07-19 06:01:02 · answer #9 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0 0

that's kinda funny.. but soooo not true!! your friend is a big joker

2007-07-19 06:11:17 · answer #10 · answered by TrackSports 2 · 0 0

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