if mum's have mothers day and dad,s have fathers day what do single men have ?
palm sunday
your mamma is so fat she sat on a landrover and she turned it in 2 a mini
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first and then we don't have to wait as long 2 get our coffee".
The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
HEBREWS!!!
2007-07-19 05:37:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol I like the basement window joke and the Hebrews one. Good. I'll give you a star =).
*Star*
2007-07-19 05:56:13 · answer #1 · answered by Tia08 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the Hebrews joke the best.
2007-07-19 05:41:38 · answer #2 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last ones good, lose the yo mamma jokes tho, yuck
2007-07-19 06:08:08 · answer #3 · answered by britney487 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 & a star for the first one & 5/10 for the second..
2016-05-17 10:42:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA i like the last one the best...excellent...star!
2007-07-19 05:39:57 · answer #5 · answered by - Alex. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you copied and pasted all of those age old joks.no star for you.
2007-07-19 08:56:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones!! they deserve a star!!
2007-07-19 05:42:24 · answer #7 · answered by the older big kid who helped invent dirt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the last one best. lol:-)
2007-07-19 05:44:02 · answer #8 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it !
2007-07-19 05:46:28 · answer #9 · answered by MSfr3ak 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-19 06:17:15 · answer #10 · answered by johnc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋