2007-07-19 05:02:39 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
A shoe shining...
Wait, actually that's what you'll be needing if you drink that putrid swill...
2007-07-20 09:39:09 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since Bartles and James is a "cooler" it is a dilution of wine (only 3% aalcohol by volume) it will not have aged and in theory should taste the same as it ever did. If this bottle was kept as a memento of a particular occasion like a first kiss or your first drunk - try to remember the day and the purpose of the keepsake. Chill the beverage well (it is no good warm) and maybe share it with a friend so the two of you can reminisce about the old days when this was the "best" you could get. Have a nice bottle of Chardonnay or some nice cold beer (as you prefer these days) and continue the merriment and make new memories to carry you ahead to the next "memorable occasion". Cheers!
2007-07-19 12:11:19 · answer #2 · answered by Walking on Sunshine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunatly Bartles & James is not a good wine. It is entirely possible that it has turned to vinegar by now. I feel bad having to tell you this because you were saving the bottle for something special. I sugest cooking a nice at home candle lit dinner for you and your sweetie and have the wine then. I would also purchase another bottle of wine to have on hand in case the one you have has turned rancid. If it does not taist good when you open it, dont drink it because it will make you sick if you drink several glasses of vinegar. Good luck.
2007-07-19 12:07:40 · answer #3 · answered by shadowsthathunt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you are throwing out the garbage, and don't want to make someone who doesn't know wine sick when they open it to drink. Bartles and James is not a 'good wine' ... it will turn to vinegar rapidly, and was meant to be imbibed no later than the end of 1989!
2007-07-19 12:06:03 · answer #4 · answered by Kris L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 1988 does not constitute as vintage. Bartles & James? HAHAHAHA, you've got to be joking!!!!
2007-07-19 12:05:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing... Vintage Bartle & james is Garbage...
2007-07-19 12:06:51 · answer #6 · answered by Five Crowns 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meeting me!
Edit: Hmmm, well I won't change my answer, but now that I have read Bartles & James is crap, maybe when you meet me we can clean your wheel wells with it! And then pull the rag between your ears!!
2007-07-19 12:10:37 · answer #7 · answered by bin there dun that 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By now it is totally gone, into what I'm not sure, but it's not a wine, it doesn't age. Just keep it as a memento, that's probably the safest thing to do with it right now.
2007-07-19 14:30:06 · answer #8 · answered by lochmessy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moving up to a corner lot at the trailer park from a middle lot.
2007-07-19 12:06:15 · answer #9 · answered by ² 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting 10 points for answering a question on Yahoo answers.
2007-07-19 12:05:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are we talking about a wine cooler? If so I would guess the expiration date has come and gone.
2007-07-19 12:06:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋