2007-07-19 04:43:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
Congratulations! You are a "Hemingway" cat!
Extra claws are a mark of distinction and you should flex them proudly in the presence of the inferior "felis cattus" and "felis domesticus," you are "Felis FABULOUS!!!"
Oh yeah, and STAY OUTTA MY YARD YOU POLY-DACTYL CRAP FACTORY!!!
You ate my petunias! MY PETUNIAS YOU FILTHY MUTANT!!!
2007-07-19 05:50:17 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Bob 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Actually why not hire yourself out for parties?
I went to high school with a guy who had six toes. He had the last one taken off each foot, mostly because he couldn't find shoes wide enough to fit properly.
2007-07-19 20:05:58 · answer #2 · answered by Elaine M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worked with a girl who had six fingers on each hand. She had dragon lady nails and manicured them in very loud colors. Get a ring for each toe and some nice thong sandals. Shame is for pedophiles not polydactyls.
2007-07-19 19:40:28 · answer #3 · answered by sleepingliv 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should celebrate them and be proud. Paint them all red and make them stand out. Wear sandals all the time. Or go to your favorite saloon and bet everybody a beer you have 16 toes and then get drunk. And swimming should be your best sport too. Think of the possibilities.
2007-07-19 11:58:59 · answer #4 · answered by thomas m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put those toes to use! A cat with 8 toes is an excellent catcher (mice, house flies, anything that moves). Just put your best foot forward.
2007-07-19 11:53:19 · answer #5 · answered by Aunt Karen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With eight toes, you could become a Super hero to other cats. Imagine the justice you could administer to those in favour of declawing (lol)
2007-07-19 12:34:35 · answer #6 · answered by Michele the Louis Wain cat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For you to be able to love others, you must love your self first. Don't be ashamed, and be happy for who you are. Just accept that you are different. By the way, eight toes sounds kinda cool to me.
2007-07-19 11:48:26 · answer #7 · answered by Here to Help 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ernest Hemingway raised poly-dactyl cats (his colony of polydacs is still in existence), they are thought to be good luck. BE PROUD OF YOUR MUTANT TOES.
Think of it as evolving into a being with thumbs....
2007-07-19 11:54:49 · answer #8 · answered by H2o2Kat 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there is nothing to be a shamed main coons tend to have six to eight toes on there paws
2007-07-19 12:30:14 · answer #9 · answered by wolf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be ashamed of it and if people give you a hard time kick them with your 8 toed foot power.
2007-07-19 11:50:34 · answer #10 · answered by Teresa V 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋