It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the
zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,
sleeveless w/straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in
front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on
the bars, holding on w/one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding
his chest w/the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady
in the sheer dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the
poor fellow. He tells her to pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and
flirt w/the ape.
She does and the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that
would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her
straps fall; she does, and the gorilla is so excited, he's just about
to tear the bars down.
The husband then suggests that the wife lift her dress up above the
thighs... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.
Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the
door to the cage, slings her in w/the gorilla and says, "Now, tell him
you have a headache."
2007-07-19 02:18:18 · 42 answers · asked by ♠♥Mi$$vỜnDutch♪♫ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Miss Von Dutch. You have my vote for Joke of the Day. Congratulations.......
2007-07-19 03:16:50 · answer #1 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-07-22 21:37:26 · answer #2 · answered by Chips 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha , still laughing now hahahaha, that's a good one hahaha. Worth a star.
2007-07-19 02:23:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh. I have not heard that one in years......but it is still a good laugh. If I have 10 stars to give You they would all be Yours right now.Cheers!
2007-07-19 02:23:45 · answer #4 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yey Hey lol
2007-07-19 02:23:23 · answer #5 · answered by nutter2b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. not much else to say realy cos everyone else as said it before me. Here, have a star to your to add to your growing collection of stars.
2007-07-19 20:03:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like it !! 10/10
2007-07-21 23:04:15 · answer #7 · answered by Foxie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats a pretty good joke way to go on that lol
2016-05-17 08:56:17 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrrrrghh!!! Play dead!
:)
2007-07-19 02:21:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha dat waz da bomb
you made ma day
2007-07-19 03:20:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋