gf likes to talk dirty but i dont know how
2007-07-19 01:37:12 · 20 answers · asked by AJ 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Mud, dirt, grime, and lest we not forget....
"Slime in the ice machine".
2007-07-19 01:40:47 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs.M 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Okay here goes? The boy fell in the mud
hows that for a dirty joke??
2007-07-19 01:47:45 · answer #2 · answered by the-Devil-is-King 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I had an ex-girlfriend who loved this too. Ironically, she was devoutly religious. One night I said : I'm gonna fu*k you like an atheist on top of a Christian. For some reason she broke up with me after that one.
2007-07-19 01:55:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This reminds me of a funny story. I know a girl who likes to be talked down to during sex (if you catch my drift). She was dating this nice clean cut guy and after they started having sex she asked him to talk dirty to her. He asked what she meant. And she says, "You know, insult me and stuff like that."
So the next time they are having sex he says to her "You stupid jerk."
2007-07-19 01:45:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Let you imagination take you. Relax, take a deep breath and just see what comes out. You may even surprise yourself.
For some ideas on the right wording try looking up some erotic literature. Try www.literotica.com
2007-07-19 01:42:09 · answer #5 · answered by Durga sings the classics 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Read the Song of Solomon and repeat what you read there.
Or, during the actual "event", just tell her what you are feeling .... how her body makes you feel.
Btw, marry the girl, make an honest woman of her.
2007-07-19 01:49:03 · answer #6 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The bible does talk about our conversation.
It should be Holy...as a believer....why do you want to talk some other way??
2007-07-19 01:43:33 · answer #7 · answered by Eartha Q 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I, myself, am not a big fan of "acting" in the bedroom. Just be yourself. She might just be asking you to be a little hedonistic. If she's into you, give her clues as to what you like and she will follow your lead.
2007-07-19 01:41:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
u have already started that ;why are ALLLLLL your questions dirty?
2007-07-19 02:35:24 · answer #9 · answered by t m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go outside
grab a handful of dirt
put it in your mouth
swallow if you must
then start a conversation
2007-07-19 01:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
New girlfriend... is highly suggested
2007-07-19 01:52:27 · answer #11 · answered by baronbago 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋