...Says, "A pint for me and a coke for Tiny please" The barman says, "Why do you call him Tiny?" - Man says, "'Cos he's my newt !"
2007-07-18 23:26:16 · 19 answers · asked by deebee731 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!!
love it, Love It, LOVE IT!!
The kids'll love it too when they get home from school!!
LOL!
2007-07-18 23:38:53 · answer #1 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't understand suitable to the pony bartender yet, i replaced into sitting in a bar the different evening whilst a grasshopper got here in, sat beside me, and ordered a drink. whilst the bartender delivered him his drink he stated to the grasshopper: " good day, do you realize that they have named a drink once you?" The grasshopper appeared at me and stated " properly what do you realize, there's a drink named Fred".
2016-10-22 01:01:37 · answer #2 · answered by thao 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he's mi - nute as in small or tiny - the name of his newt. OH I GIVE UP
2007-07-19 00:56:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For those with minimal vocabulary...
My newt... as in minute. Another word for little. Not pronounced like the word for 60 seconds.
And nice one ;)
:)
2007-07-18 23:34:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol nice i guess some people don't understand the my-newt
2007-07-18 23:33:14 · answer #5 · answered by edawg2362 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad he bought him a coke
We wouldn't want him to get P****d as the proverbial
2007-07-18 23:45:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah! I genuinely Lol'd! Star for you!
2007-07-18 23:41:10 · answer #7 · answered by Morritsey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-07-18 23:50:07 · answer #8 · answered by andipandi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my-newt (minute...tiny)
good one
2007-07-18 23:40:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Punny- I mean funny!
2007-07-19 00:00:59 · answer #10 · answered by admiredi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋