There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
She asked the shepherd, " If I can guess how many sheep there are here, Can I keep one?"
He replied, " Sure!"
Out of the blue, she blurts out, "350!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She looks and searches and finally picks out the cutest one.
He looks at her and says, " Now, if I can guess what your hair colour really is, can I please have my dog back!"
*STAR IF YOU LIKE:-)
2007-07-18 22:06:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ethio..you are the blondest here..lol..obviously she thought the dog was infact a sheep...
2007-07-18 22:47:33 · update #1
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2007-07-18 22:43:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Golf Fatality
A guy goes golfing with his girlfriend. As he tees off, she steps into ladies' teebox and gets hit in the head with his drive. She is pronounced D.O.A. and taken to the morgue.
The coroner calls him in and says, "She definitely died from a blow to the head caused by the golf ball. But the only thing we can't understand is why was there a golf ball in her rectum?"
"Oh," he replies, "that must have been my mulligan."
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A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him.
"I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game."
"When is that?"
"Right after the National Anthem."
2007-07-18 22:20:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
WAIT ... WAIT ... WAIT !!! Are you ALL blondes or what? Can't you see there's something wrong with the joke?
- If the one of the animals was a dog, shouldn't she have said 349???
-If she didn't know that the dog was a dog ...wouldn't the number of sheep she called out be wrong???
Huh??? Hehehehehe ... who's the blonde NOW ! Boo-Yeah!
Ok let me explain it ... Supposing there were 10 sheep and one dog.
Scenario 1: She called "11 ! " ... So the farmer should have said "Wrong! But I know the colour of your hair...see the 11th one is a DOG!"
Scenario 2: She called "10 !" ... In which case she is right ...therefore she knows that the animal that she picked up was a DOG.
Does anyone get it or WHATTTTTT????
:o)
2007-07-18 22:30:58 · answer #3 · answered by Ethio In Ethio AND PROUD ! 5 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Liked it a lot!
Nice one!
10/10 and a star for you *
2007-07-18 22:41:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? There is one less drunk at the funeral.
2016-05-17 08:05:09 · answer #5 · answered by amelia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-07-18 23:01:54 · answer #6 · answered by 🐭 cat™ 🐭 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha, now that was a funny blonde joke
2007-07-18 22:58:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-07-18 23:48:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You get a star and MANY LOL because I choked when I did.
2007-07-19 00:13:49 · answer #9 · answered by legendfang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another star - another great joke. Minxy.
2007-07-18 22:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by Minxy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋