A Preacher was finishing his service and said to his congregation " Next week I plan to give a sermon on the subject of lying and to help you to understand the subject I would like you all to read Mark 17" The following week he stood up in the pulpit and asked for a show of hands he said "How many of you read Mark 17.?" every hand shot up and he smiled as he said "Mark has only 16 chapters, I will now continue with my sermon on the subject of lying."
2007-07-18 21:34:55 · 27 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha made me chuckle. Short and witty.
:-)))
2007-07-19 04:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Preacher lied first about Mark 17.
2007-07-18 22:03:41 · answer #2 · answered by Mister Bald 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Osama in Heaven
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After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him across
the face and yelled angrily, "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"
Then Patrick Henry punched Osama in the nose and James Madison kicked him in the groin.
Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, Thomas Jefferson and 66 other
early Americans. As he writhed in pain on the ground, an angel appeared.
Bin Laden groaned, "This is not what I was promised!"
The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you! What did you think I said?"
2007-07-18 22:23:15 · answer #3 · answered by Rî¢hîè 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!! I asked a friend to read Mark 17" they went home to read it and phoned me and said you got me!!!
2007-07-18 22:27:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe!
2007-07-18 21:48:33 · answer #5 · answered by Self Employed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-07-18 22:25:37 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Truly a classic!
2007-07-18 22:20:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah! He got them goood! Star'd!
2007-07-18 21:46:00 · answer #8 · answered by Morritsey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it gave me a smilee starredd
2007-07-19 07:07:54 · answer #9 · answered by Innocentt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!
i usually hate religious jokes but that one takes the cake!!!!
2007-07-18 21:41:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋